Today was Dick Day...no this has nothing to do with genitalia but rather it is a rivalry sports day between the Royal Dick Veterinary School in Edinburgh and the Glasgow Veterinary School. I just thought I would share a lovely cheer that I learned today from fellow Glasgow students.
(sung to the tune of "she will be coming around the mountain when she comes")
If you want to go to heaven when you die
You have to wear a Glasgow shirt and Glasgow tie
You will have to wear a bonnet
With F*** the Dicks right on it
If you want to go to heaven when you die
F*** the Dicks!
Oh...I'd rather shag a Camel then a Dick
I'd rather shag a camel then a Dick
I'd rather shag a camel or any other mammal
I'd rather shag a camel than a Dick
F*** the Dicks
Oh...I'd rather be a fanny than a Dick
I'd rather be a fanny than a Dick
I'd rather be a fanny dryer than your Grannies
I'd rather be a fanny than a Dick
F*** the Dicks!!!!!
The song goes on for many more versus...these are the more PC ones. Just imagine singing this at a football (soccer) match. How would you like that Amanda?;)
Grotesque....yes....funny....very
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I like the cheer. You think it would work for water polo? I'll ask Adrienne.. I'm sure between the two of us we can come up with something extremely creative.
btw... fucking dick day rules.
hahahahahhahahahhahahah!
I love it! I'd like to hear the more grotesque ones too, please ;) I think it would work for soccer, but I'm thinking softball too..remember when we did all those cheers?
P.s. Dick day is ri-cock-ulous. Haha!!
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